posting at picture at a crazy time in the morning, now who could that be?

things i have taught to others: lying is fun!

evan - if i was on a deserted island, i wonder how long before i would go crazy
scott - well it depends, what kind of island?
evan - few kilometres, plants and wildlife. i'm guessing prolly goats or something
scott - well there you go. i'd make friends with the animals, i just chill with them all day and then sleep with all of them during the night so i don't get lonely.
scott - wait
evan - ...what did you just say?
scott - that came out wrong. don't quote me on that
evan - of course not! my good chum

ow ow ow ow!

so, i was just trimming my toenails, clearly monday afternoons are a productive time for me, and a little clipping from left pinky flew up into my eye. god this hurts so much. i guess i'm just such an efficient killing machine that even a cuticle clipping from an obsolete digit is deadly.

woo!

i've had enough of this high faluttin' tea sippery; time to start the ruckus

now that examinations are no longer in my near future, rising to face me like sunflowers of doom, it's time to par-tay

NEWSFLASH: top story this week? the congo! just kidding, barrack "HUSSEIN" obama. i especially like the finishing touch to this 19month election cycles that was the republican concession speech. as mccain graciously praised his opponent, the crowd gathered in from of him could be heard loudly booing when the name 'obama' was said. kudos republicans, kudos.

sexpo is coming up, expect adult Christmas presents to be handed out shortly afterwards.

short update; heading off to drink

A baby, if you really break it down, is just a tiny, shirtless, bald human being with a bag of its own crap tied around its waist.

almost done with examinations STOP expect prolific updates doon STOP
expect to reach Hartfordshire by noon STOP please wire back as soon as possible STOP

The "I LOVE YOU!(hey, you can't deny that i'm distracting)" Waltz

I am going to take my time, i have all the time in the world.




Saw an old friend today, the meaning of the term friend has been watered down beyond all the meaning it should have. It used to mean someone that was liked and trusted, thanks to social networks it means someone you may or may not have met once through that person you've forgotten about.

Summer is just around the corner, i can feel it dogging my footsteps. I received a letter today, the senders address was "the warmest of all quarterly orbital periods". looks like summer just got personal. it read:

"my thirsting mouth.
Nigh and nigh draws the chase,
with unperturbed pace,
Deliberate speed, majestic instancy;
and past those noised feet
a voice comes yet more fleet-
lo! naught contents thee, who content'st not me"

i think summer has been reading too much Francis Thompson, and also seems to be referring to itself as god.

Still summer will be here presently, and that means it's time to catch some waves. And by waves i mean thieves.

soooooooooooooooo tired. fell asleep on the train, again.

Next update: PICTURES! ^_^ lol