posting at picture at a crazy time in the morning, now who could that be?

things i have taught to others: lying is fun!

evan - if i was on a deserted island, i wonder how long before i would go crazy
scott - well it depends, what kind of island?
evan - few kilometres, plants and wildlife. i'm guessing prolly goats or something
scott - well there you go. i'd make friends with the animals, i just chill with them all day and then sleep with all of them during the night so i don't get lonely.
scott - wait
evan - ...what did you just say?
scott - that came out wrong. don't quote me on that
evan - of course not! my good chum

ow ow ow ow!

so, i was just trimming my toenails, clearly monday afternoons are a productive time for me, and a little clipping from left pinky flew up into my eye. god this hurts so much. i guess i'm just such an efficient killing machine that even a cuticle clipping from an obsolete digit is deadly.

woo!

i've had enough of this high faluttin' tea sippery; time to start the ruckus

now that examinations are no longer in my near future, rising to face me like sunflowers of doom, it's time to par-tay

NEWSFLASH: top story this week? the congo! just kidding, barrack "HUSSEIN" obama. i especially like the finishing touch to this 19month election cycles that was the republican concession speech. as mccain graciously praised his opponent, the crowd gathered in from of him could be heard loudly booing when the name 'obama' was said. kudos republicans, kudos.

sexpo is coming up, expect adult Christmas presents to be handed out shortly afterwards.

short update; heading off to drink

A baby, if you really break it down, is just a tiny, shirtless, bald human being with a bag of its own crap tied around its waist.

almost done with examinations STOP expect prolific updates doon STOP
expect to reach Hartfordshire by noon STOP please wire back as soon as possible STOP