Monday, December 29, 2008

call me the handler, i handle things; wait i take that back, it makes me sounds like a chronic masturbator...

merry christmas to all, salutations and so forth. got some good news. one of my new toys to muck around with is the acer aspire one netbook. this now means that for %90 of the time i'll be online with blogging now being a realistic alternative to classwork. expect many updates to come flooding in as soon as class starts again.

my other good news is a brilliant idea i had this morning. the obama campaign has shown us all that grass roots donations online can raise staggering amounts of money for popular causes; i suggest we take this in a strange and wonderful new direction. assassainations! people all over the world could donate small amounts and we could amass large bounties on the heads of all sorts of nuisance people. Bernie Madoff, Paris Hilton and Colonel Sanders(he's alive, trust me) could all be tried in the most fair of all courts, internet opinion! well it's 3am and i am blogging from bed, which has made me sleeping. i have one last piece of advice for something that bugs me. people saying "adieu" instead of "au revoir". if you're going to speak french at least do it correctly. 'adieu' literally means 'to god'. it's the sort of thing you say to someone for the very last time, because they are going to be dead next time you see them.

toodles