The "I LOVE YOU!(hey, you can't deny that i'm distracting)" Waltz

I am going to take my time, i have all the time in the world.




Saw an old friend today, the meaning of the term friend has been watered down beyond all the meaning it should have. It used to mean someone that was liked and trusted, thanks to social networks it means someone you may or may not have met once through that person you've forgotten about.

Summer is just around the corner, i can feel it dogging my footsteps. I received a letter today, the senders address was "the warmest of all quarterly orbital periods". looks like summer just got personal. it read:

"my thirsting mouth.
Nigh and nigh draws the chase,
with unperturbed pace,
Deliberate speed, majestic instancy;
and past those noised feet
a voice comes yet more fleet-
lo! naught contents thee, who content'st not me"

i think summer has been reading too much Francis Thompson, and also seems to be referring to itself as god.

Still summer will be here presently, and that means it's time to catch some waves. And by waves i mean thieves.

soooooooooooooooo tired. fell asleep on the train, again.

Next update: PICTURES! ^_^ lol

Love Is Evol Spelled Backwards (Bet I Can Beat Your "Final Fantasy X" Completion Time...If I Actually Had a Playstation 2 That Is)

greetings people i have good news! i now have the greatest ring tone imaginable.

"let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye.


that's right, you heard me. in the elevator at uni, make eye contact with a stranger, and those wonderful first three notes go off. time to get down.

juggling update; mill's, i will clean your mess! burke, your barrage cannot faze me!

Mike's party was okay, not good, not bad, just kinda okay. i was expecting more.

but evan? you ask, plain text like this is boring.

• Correct!
• i just looked out the window and saw the fly zapper just aboce the head of my reflection, i though i must have had wonderful idea

1. listening to michel thomas's langauge tapes. the french one isn't half bad.
2. need to pick up keyboard/piano again. guitar is no good for me. everything is weird and uncomfortable, it's like sex with a man. i'm not saying it's bad, just not for me.
   
3. rule three, there is no three. *fnord*there is a three but the illuminati have shut it down?*fnord*

you know how in first person shooters there's that crappy weapon that does no damage but never runs out of ammo and never breaks down? that's how i view my penis. he's a trooper

I should have been a pair of ragged claws, et cetera et cetera

I wish there was a brand of scotch with the name "ultima ratio regum", that would just feel meaningful; or maybe I should simply use it as a toast from now on?

People, people, people. If your going to throw a party, actually invite the guests. I'm sorry but I cannot simply draw the knowledge of your plans from out of the ether, nor do I simply obtain it through an osmosis of information through crowds.

are you mad dear? can't you see the danger we're in?

Interesting statistic, 49.5% of the worlds military spending is done by the U.S. and of the 1.5 trillion spent each year globally, over 1 trillion is spent by NATO.

"To keep America in, Russia out and Germany down"
- NATO

The last time I saw Winston Churchill crying

A - "I have good news and bad news. which do you want first?"
B - " the good news."
A - "it turns out your mother is not a prostitute."
B - "well that's a relief. the bad news?"
A - " turns out she's just really easy."


Two announcements. First, I live. Second, Venture Brothers sucks and I hate anyone who likes that show. I hate all of them. I hate you Graham for making me watch that show. I hate you Scott because I seem to remember your liking it.

The main failure of the show is that it doesn't actually have any jokes. Brock is awesome, no doubt about it, but every single other character on the show is painfully unfunny with awkward jokes that come from a mile away and fall flat on delivery. The entire show seems to be a week attempt to copy Aqua Teen Hunger Force in a Johnny Quest setting but it lacks the demented brilliance of ATHF.

Now to make a comparison everyone can understand. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is to Futurama as Venture Bros. is to King of the Hill. That's right, i'm comparing it to King of the Hill, the least funny show on television. That this show exists and people are paid to make it, makes me unbelievably sad.